D3 body, D1 cock
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I have already put on my inside pants.
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