Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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