I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
The air taste purple.
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