Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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