can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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