Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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