can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
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