home. puking in laundry basket.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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