so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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