Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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