Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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