he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
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