I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
