It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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