People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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