3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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