Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Randomize
