She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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