Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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