i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
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