"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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