No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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