Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
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