epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I love you. Go after that dick
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