He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
i don't like sucking hair
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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