I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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