That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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