wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
