Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Success! We fucked roommates!
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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