found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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