absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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