Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
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