I bet he comes in French.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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