I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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