he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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