because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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