If i come over, it means nothing
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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