Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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