Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
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