Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
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