the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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