This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Randomize