But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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