this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
My vagina is very pro this idea
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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