Do you still have your period?
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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