I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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