we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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