I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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