Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
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