Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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