these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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