I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
What a dumb baby whore.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
My ass is underappreciated
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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