singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
Randomize
