Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
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