She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
Randomize
