i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
My brain says no but my pants say off.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
He has the fingertips of a God
Randomize
