Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Randomize
