"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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