Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Randomize
